Rosebud: Maamaaa!
Almamater: Oh Rosebud, you're not coming to tattle-tale, again, I hope!
Rosebud: No. (Pause) Sunshine wasn't helping clean a minute ago, but now she is helping.
Almamater: Oh, OK. Well, you better get back up and help her.
Not one minute later...Sunshine arrives, crying and long-faced...
Almamater: Sunshine, what's going on?
Sunshine: Rosebud really hurt my feelings. (More sobs and tears.)
Almamater: I am so sorry to hear that. What did she do to make you feel so bad?
Sunshine: She tattle-taled on me and that hurts my feelings.
1 comment:
That's so funny.
I linked here from the Lilting House - your blog is wonderful! Thanks for supplying my Saturday morning reading material!
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